This year’s FX poll dinner was held last night at the Emirates Stadium, the home – for those of you who don’t know – of Arsenal Football Club. I asked one of my muckers if he was attending. “Think we have a few people going, but the choice of venue would create a moral dilemma for me,” he wrote, adding: “S’pose you can get drunk and piss on the turf.”
Why stop there, I wondered. “Do a turd. They won’t notice. They’ve been shit all season.”
Writes itself, this column, it really does.