The anonymous poet of UBS has been moved to add a coda to his famous Christmas 1997 ballad "Bonus in the bin" (Euromoney, March 1998).
Goodbye Mathis mate
They found you out at last
Now you'll learn what it feels like
In the market's icy blast.
And it seems to me
You've lost your job
Bonadurer's in the bin
Fischer and Siciliano
Leave the top a little thin.
But while you're wondering how to spend
The pay-off in your hand
Ospel flies on Solo,
The incredible Teflon man.