A game of ethical dilemmas
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A game of ethical dilemmas

In which Ingersoll and Komarovsky are sent on a course to learn that "ethics" is not just a county to the east of London.

From our esteemed leader, Ace Iceberg, another corporate epistle arrives, this time on my computer screen:

"To: All general partners and cleaning staff

Subject: New Year's resolution No. 566

"This is the first of many memos I intend to distribute over the firm's internal e-mail. I have been persuaded it will be a huge cost-saver. Halmchinkel Maldroit Analretentive, the little genius that lives in my head, approached me in the rest room this morning and reported that our bottom line continues to sing like a skylark, and could improve only if we abandon the use of paper altogether. So here we are ­ with me firmly in the 1990s, using a computer instead of a pad and pen, even though I was born in 1937.

"Why is this? I am of the opinion that dogs of all shapes and sizes can be taught new tricks. I am currently trying to teach our family cocker spaniel to answer the telephone when we are out ­ after two rings. So far my success has been limited and the police have called me a couple of times to ask if I have breathing problems.

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