From our esteemed leader, Ace Iceberg, another corporate epistle arrives, this time on my computer screen:
“To: All general partners and cleaning staff
Subject: New Year’s resolution No. 566
“This is the first of many memos I intend to distribute over the firm’s internal e-mail. I have been persuaded it will be a huge cost-saver. Halmchinkel Maldroit Analretentive, the little genius that lives in my head, approached me in the rest room this morning and reported that our bottom line continues to sing like a skylark, and could improve only if we abandon the use of paper altogether.
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