A bouncy castle in Osaka, lollipops all round

Jean-Claude Komarovsky, to get Black Knight's major shareholder off his back, goes to the fountainhead of retail distribution - Mrs Watanabe's playschool in deepest Japan.

Our president, David Komountainy, has called a Eurobond strategy meeting in Foothills, Virginia, with our biggest shareholder, Warren Peace. He sits perched amid a takeaway order from Doughnuts ‘R’ Us, which Mr Peace says looks a good buy. Yes, I say, but you don’t need to run Berky Anne-Hathaway, the world’s most successful investment fund, to know that 10 for a dollar is great value.

Our group-head of everything, Herby Montecarlo, wonders how America’s wisest investor will take my incisive remark.

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