"Lee,
You look nothing like Homer Simpson. You look like that other bloke off the telly -
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| Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner, AKA Sting, musician |
Lee Oliver, senior correspondent, foreign exchange |
Oh – by the way, could I possibly have a free trial access to the FiX?
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Sam Low"
A bottle of champagne is on its way to you Sam.
As for the free trial, if you have a look at the Editor's Choice story list, you will notice these are all free.