Bulging bonuses beat the bulges
Wondering what to do with that well-earned bonus? Embarrassed by unsightly bulges when you’re working out at the gym?
According to London’s Harley Medical Group, more of the City’s male bankers are taking advantage of one to correct the other. Liposuction and nose jobs are the two most popular treatments. Procedures such as Botox are also fashionable, coming in third place.
With a bumper bonus season predicted, Harley Street clinics had better make sure their stocks of collagen are up to date.
The fast-approaching Christmas break in particular gives bankers the perfect opportunity to take time off work to recover from surgery without having to explain to the boss exactly what they’ve been up to.
So next time you’re down the gym, pounding on the treadmill next to a seemingly perfect specimen, don’t despair. The chances are that they’ve faked it. And, with prices a snip at just £4,000 for a nose job or £3,000 for liposuction, you’ll be able to join the beautiful people too.