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  • Abigail Hofman: The loser list

    The list of badly flawed financial institutions is long: Barclays (crumbling shareholder value), Société Générale (poor controls), UBS (total mismanagement), Lehman Brothers (vainglorious leadership), Bear Stearns (dereliction of management). Abigail Hofman:

    Euromoney November 2008

  • Abigail Hofman: Pithy pearls of wisdom from IMF and World Bank ...

    A few incidents from that weekend remain in my mind. Abigail Hofman:

    Euromoney November 2008

  • Abigail Hofman: A week can be an eternity in the financial markets

    Euromoney October 2008

  • Abigail Hofman: Abigail and the Confessional

    Published September 2008 euromoney.com

  • Abigail Hofman: Thain's honeymoon is over

    I hate to be the ugly fairy at the wedding but I'm starting to wonder if John Thain will turn out ot be Merrill's messiah after all.

    Euromoney August 2008

  • Abigail Hofman: Hindsight is 20/20

    It’s a truism that hindsight is 20/20 vision. But those who spot the signals of turning markets are visionaries and those who act on these signals are true geniuses. Second-quarter 2008 compensation expense dropped by 15% compared with a year earlier but net income declined by 300%. Am I the only person w

    Published June 2008 euromoney.com

  • Abigail with attitude: Feuding and fiefdoms?

    “If you’re going to call on shareholders, you’d better be first at the feast not last into battle.” Abigail with attitude: Feuding and fiefdoms?

    Published May 2008 euromoney.com

  • Abigail Hofman: "We’re here to save the world and we don’t ...

    The world is starting to resemble a spinning top: one week the markets soar, the next they sink. Even mighty masters of the universe are confused: hedge funds and banks had a dire month in March. Abigail Hofman

    Published April 2008 euromoney.com

  • Abigail Hofman: Armageddon has arrived

    We are engulfed in a tornado of gloom. Wall Street titans and employees alike have seen their share options decimated, pension pots plummet and everyone feels insecure about job security. I’m hearing that investment banks need to cut 20% of their employees to accommodate lower profitability. Abigail Hofman

    Published April 2008 euromoney.com

  • Abigail with attitude: Banking's convoluted calamity

    Credit Suisse’s convoluted saga is a calamity for the banking sector as a whole. People might assume that banks don’t understand the numbers they are dealing with and that the numbers that are reported are not reliable.

    Euromoney March 2008

  • Abigail Hofman: The credit crunch tornado

    The credit crunch has been a tornado that has shown no regard for the reputations of formerly revered individuals.

    Euromoney February 2008

  • Abigail with attitude: Top London financiers

    Ruling Citi would be like ruling the Forbidden City. There is so much breadth to the institution that it would be hard for any one individual to span the various sectors: investment banking, consumer banking, wealth management and retail brokerage. And as for structure, I’ve had mud baths that are more tra

    Euromoney January 2008

  • Abigail Hofman: A new breed is stalking the financial markets: it ...

    Despite all the jawboning over the past few years about succession planning, banks seem woefully unprepared if they are forced to jettison a flailing chief executive because of cauldron-like shareholder pressure.

    Euromoney December 2007

  • Abigail Hofman: "You’re fired."

    Euromoney November 2007

  • Abigail Hofman: Rarely have so many waited with anticipation for ...

    I do expect some tales of woe. I am nervous about UBS and Deutsche and concerned about Merrill.

    Euromoney October 2007

  • Abigail Hofman: Barclays and the fear of the unknown

    A broken watch shows the correct time twice a day. I have been a high priestess of gloom for at least a year and finally I can straighten my spine and look you in the eye. There were others who felt uneasy. Many senior bankers told me that the risks being taken were unsustainable. However, it was the investm

    Euromoney September 2007

  • Abigail Hofman: Murder

    There should be a health warning: hedge funds can cause death. Peter Wuffli, UBS’s former chief executive was assassinated last week. A hedge fund may have contributed to his untimely departure.

    Euromoney July 2007

  • Abigail Hofman: Where eagles dare

    Has the eagle landed? Last Tuesday, Vino Timmerman, advocate-general to the Dutch Supreme Court, argued that ABN Amro should be allowed to sell its US subsidiary LaSalle to Bank of America without shareholder approval. Although the advocate-general’s opinion is not binding on the Supreme Court, it is gener

    Euromoney June 2007

  • The Big Apple (or is it a Bagel?)

    Last week was an interesting week to be in New York. It was the week of the double Bs and I’m not referring to cup size. Or to put it another way, the week of B-S squared: Blackstone and Bear Stearns.

    Euromoney June 2007

  • A MOM, wannabes and puppies

    I am crest-fallen. My reputation as someone who reads the runes correctly has been ruined. In an earlier column, I fulminated against the meaningless title vice-chairman.

    Euromoney June 2007

  • The gen on SGCIB; conjugated co-heads; Abigail’s apposite awards

    While writing this column I have met many interesting people. I have also met many delightful people. However, I have not met anyone more delightful and interesting than Jean-Pierre Mustier, the chief executive officer of Société Générale’s corporate and investment bank.

    Euromoney June 2007

  • A giddy aunt; a prince; and an invisible man

    “It’s like hearing that a distant maiden aunt has died and left you nothing in her will,” a source said acerbically. Source was referring to the departure last week of Danny Palmer, former global head of capital markets at HSBC.

    Euromoney June 2007

  • A golden jubilee; Deutsche again; and fruity news

    This is my 50th Abigail with attitude column.

    Euromoney May 2007

  • The power of the pen

    When the journalist becomes the story, it is not ideal. On Friday, I was in Paris to meet the delightful Grégoire Varenne, head of fixed income, currencies and commodities at Société Générale. Around 1pm as I was reading some briefing material, my mobile rang.

    Euromoney May 2007

  • Merrill Lynch loses senior man

    Hot off the press

    Euromoney May 2007

  • One-upmanship

    A fallen hero; a dog’s dinner; up the Swiss; and the fascination of Murdoch.

    Euromoney May 2007

  • HOT OFF THE PRESS

    I feel vindicated.

    Euromoney April 2007

  • Armageddon

    “It’s not a question of if Armageddon arrives, but when,” a proprietary trader warned me last week.

    Euromoney April 2007

  • Brouhaha over Shaha

    Paul Wolfowitz, president of the World Bank, must have forgotten rule 1.01 of public life.

    Euromoney April 2007

  • “Manners maketh man.’’

    In today’s disembodied world of text messages and electronic mail, who writes thank you notes for breakfasts?

    Euromoney April 2007

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