The man at the Bundesbank (by tradition he wishes to remain anonymous) gestures with a grin towards a pile of official folders on his desk, each containing a letter from a concerned German citizen and awaiting his reply. "Dear Mr President Welteke," writes one Johann Public. "I am utterly dismayed to read in the press about plans to introduce the Deutschmark in Kosovo. Is this legal? If it goes ahead, I may well lose my faith in the Deutschmark and the euro."
In his habitually courteous reply, this Bundesbank economist will explain that, unlike in east Germany nine years ago, bundles of Deutschmarks will not be handed out free in Kosovo. US dollars or a lot of dinars will be needed to pay for them. And there'll be no bail-out clause.
By decreeing that the Deutschmark becomes legal tender in Kosovo, the UN administration in the war-battered province...
